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1. Consult
AAA-CLASSIC DANCERSEntertainment about the place where you’re going to do your party!

2. Choose the stripper/bachelor party stripper agency in Minnesota that will listen to you and get you the right girls you want every time! Don’t fall for the company that will force a decision upon you like our competitors!!

3. When you’ve consulted with the Strippers and found out what works best for them, then try and find the place that works for them. Tell them what you have in mind. If you’re thinking about getting a private room in a bar, make sure it’s OK with the owners.

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4. Make sure you give the exotic dancers enough notice. If you want to be picky, than you have to give the Strippers enough notice to fit you into their schedule. If they are any good, most likely they will be busy. Two or three weeks advance notice is good.

5. A weeknight is always better than a weekend. Some people will have more availability during the week. Fridays and Saturdays are usually the most popular days to have Bachelor parties, remember that. Summer is the busy season.

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6. When picking a place, make sure there is a private place for the strippers to change. Give them the privacy to get dressed and freshen up. So if you have a private party room but not a private bathroom — like ones that’s shared with the rest of the bar — that’s a problem. The girls need a place to get ready. That makes it very inconvenient for the girls. It’s also time consuming if they get to the party and they have no place to change, that’s a little something to keep in mind.

7. The Bar management has to be OK with everything. Some people want to have their cake and eat it too. They want to have your party and take your money, but they don’t want to make things convenient for the dancers or the guys.

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A PLETHORA, A PLENTITUDE, A PANOPLY, A PROFUSION OF POWER-PACKED INDUCEMENTS TO BOOK OUR BEAUTIFUL ‘N BUXOM BABEAGE FOR YOUR BACHELOR PARTY:

1. Our patented straddling, stupendous stripper twister! Lot’s of laughs indeed for the whole party!

2. Our whip-cream games! Mouthfuls of tasty fun!

3. Our provocative, panty-race, private parts exposing premier!

4. Our raffle ticket sales for our rectifying, remedial, arousing raffle-rub! A full body massage alone from all the girls!

5. Our slippery, sweet, sexy, sassy, salacious, saliva-inducing snail-trail race! Fun for the whole family!

6. Our tasty belly-button bar for body shots! Be sure to secure yourself & your bachelor a few of these treats!

7. Our world-renowned girly-girly show! It’s predetermined, predisposed, and predestined…to produce wood!

8. Our lovable, lust-inducing, lap dances ala carte! These too, are pretty much predicated… on producing wood!

9. We never send dogs! We only send hot, sexy, fun babes unlike our competition & their all-to-often, butt-ugly, disgusting crack-whores!

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10. We’ve never had a no-show in nearly 3 decades and do not over-book our girls! Again, unlike our competition, that has no-shows weekly and does over-book themselves regularly!

11. We are by far the longest-running, legitimate, owner-operated agency in the entire Midwest, close to 3 decades now!

12. We are the sole, the original, the one & only agency that have not changed our name since we incorporated in 1987! Unlike our competition who throws As & A1s in front of their name in attempt to fool you and cash in on our outstanding reputation! Do not be bamboozled!

13. We are the only legitimate company, with an office, for nearly 3 decades to come in and choose your babes from an on-going-updated photo catalog & receive your free gifts too! Our competition has no office or a photo catalog because of the shit, reckless reputation for deception and lies that they established over the years and all their pissed-off past customers!

14. We’ll take our time and energy to thoroughly educate you on how to set up the whole day or entire weekend for maximizing your party-down-fun with the bachelor, all his buddies, and of course, our girls!

15. Our average show is 2-3x longer than our competition and we are virtually never in a mad rush to leave! Whereas, our competition’s crack-whores are almost always in hurry to get in and out of they’re parties fast (no matter how well you may be treating them) within 60-90 minutes racing from party to party all night long! The first 60-90 minutes our talented show-babes are just getting warmed up! You can relax, we’re in no hurry and we are not going anywhere for a while!

16. You can choose, depending on the circumstances, to line things up over the phone quickly with a credit card, or do it the ideal way by coming into our new, comfortable, spacious office, choose your babes & receive your free gifts, incentives, and an appreciation discount!

17. You have options with us; If you have a very tight budget, then you may choose the slightly less expensive 1-2 hour show (the only show our competition consistently provides, as indicated) or our more popular, extremely successful, turbo-deluxe, party-down with our beautiful babes for 3-8 hours package!

18. Zero bullshit with us, only truth & honesty, unlike our competition that pontificates pure crappolla in their gasbag manner on nearly every page of their websites, ads and business cards, as well as their scare tactics over the phone! We are 100% principle-centered & integrity-driven in this agency, something virtually unheard of in this industry or any other industry for that matter!

19. Everything you read on this website is absolutely true! And roughly 95% of the small sample of our girls you view on this website either are (or were) promoted by this agency! Again, unlike our crap-for-brains competition who splatters only models and vivid girls on their cards & website gallery! How deceptive is that? We tell you the truth about everything when you come into our world-headquarters!

20. Our show is the only organized, completely choreographed, fun and even humorous show in the Twin Cities! We have had a policy for a long time that we DO NOT torture the groom, tear his clothes off, and beat his ass with a belt, leaving pain, blood & welts! This torturing the bachelor crap is Neanderthal-like in nature and conveniently one of the only things offered by our Cro-Magnon competitors because of their disorganization and lack of guidance or support for variety and quality non-caveman-like humor! Ask yourself, what is it your bachelor would enjoy? And what would everyone really like to see, other than his exposed, white, pimply, hairy ass?

SO CALL US NOW TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT! IF YOUR PARTY IS TODAY, GIVE US A CALL ANYWAY & LET’S SEE IF WE CAN HELP YOU OUT LAST MINUTE! IT MAY BE POSSIBLE!

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