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~ ~ ~ THE RODENT PROVERB
They are a disorganized scam for many reasons and there is a very high chance the girls won’t even show up!!!! And if they do, they are way, way more likely to be total dogs who stumble-fuck around not knowing what to do!!!! Avoid them like the Black Plague!!!
Don’t be Lazy & Look for all the shortcuts. Be sure to set up an appointment and come into our office if you want to get hot babes on time & have things go smoothly & are done right. Invest an hour & a half of your life for your groom and all your buddies to be sure you secure the best Bachelor Party show in the entire country!!!!
Over the phone price shoppers almost unanimously wind up with nothing at all, or a piece of shit, a very short show where the girls gouge the hell out of you and race out in 60-90 minutes!!! Our show is completely choreographed, organized, structured, sexier than fuck, funnier than hell, with predetermined LOW PRICES & predictability and a 2-3X Longer show!!!
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If you had to sail the Atlantic Ocean would you choose “The Queen Mary” or a “Tug Boat”? A “Tug Boat” might be a little cheaper but when the tug boat agency potentially sinks half way out to sea, “The Queen Mary” (AAA-CLASSIC DANCERS) may not be able to rescue your sinking bachelor party! So, choose to invest a little extra time to line up the safer, proven, successful “Queen Mary”! Just imagine yourself having the time of life at your bachelor / stripper party feeling more secure & comfortable knowing you did the right thing – you chose the proven, time tested, and time honored, “Queen Mary” Agency!
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Why? Because they had established that exact bad reputation just a few years ago!!! Their show today is complete shit, they don’t have an office or catalog, and if fact don’t even live within 2000 miles of Minneapolis!!!! So of course, it’s the only way they can compete!!!! They’ll tell you to go to their website to pick out girls whom are not even their strippers!!! They are bullshit models and Vivid girls!!!!
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EXPERIENCE herself is a tough, tough Teacher. In fact, she’s a bitch from hell. She gives the exam or the test first, and the lesson afterwards!!! Fortunately, it will not be necessary to put all of your friends and the strippers through the pain of your inexperience!!! We’ll help you as much as possible to prevent that. So, get excited and give us a call NOW!!!! 952-922-9599 or 612-781-3330
Don’t be a lazy Fuck & try to set up your good friend’s Bachelor party in 10 minutes over the phone with some non-legitimate copycat company clown-like character trying to scare you from coming into our office, just because he doesn’t have an office or photo catalog, lives 2000 miles away, etc.!!!!” Also, he claims his non-existent corporation is “The original, oldest agency since 1975″ ( HE WAS LITERALLY STILL GOING THROUGH HIS; IN THE WOMB, RUDIMENTARY, EMBRYONIC STAGES, EVENTUALLY BECOMING A FETUS BEFORE HE WAS BORN IN 1975)!!!!!! A pretty independent, bright baby he must have been to be able to create a stripper agency in his first year of infancy, wouldn’t you say!
Ask yourself, “Why would I trust some idiotic, Stumble-Fuck who has outright lies & deception in all his ads & websites, who refuses to meet me at an office, show me a catalog, secure the girls & date / arrival time with a deposit? Instead, he tries to close me & set me up as fast as possible over the phone… etc. with my best friend’s very important, one-time only Bachelor party.” JUST STOP & THINK ABOUT THAT DUDE!!! Never, ever forget the RODENT PROVERB my friends … “There’s always free cheese, in a mouse trap”!!! So don’t be a Lazy, look for all the short-cuts Rodent. We provide the ultimate Minnesota Bachelor Party experience!
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