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The Borneo Boner

In Borneo, an island in Malay Archipelago islands of southeast Asia, this PowerPackedPlump ‘n Protruding PotTurboBellied, Polyamorous Proboscis is no-doubt Borneo’s undisputed, philandering, womanizing, non-lackadaisical, non-lackluster lothario-like sex machine! He comes accompanied of course with a non-stop, perpetual 24-hour erection & an average of 20 badass-babesicles in handy-dandy harem! Sweet Jesus 4him! I suppose with that many dingle-dangle craving concubines in your lair… one would pretty much need to ultimately sustain a 24-hour hard, baloney-pony, beef-stick-like log~o~love!

However, the sad part of this story is the much, much, much bigger picture that I’ve argued for many, many years now. Which is that PALM OIL trees/plantations across this southeast Asia region are completely wiping-out their habitat (as well as 1000s of other precious species) AND is a bullshit, artery-clogging, heart-stopping, cancer-causing nasty oil in the first place that you do not want inside your organism under any circumstances whatsoever!! And naturally, it’s in a lot of canned ‘n processed, packaged, disease-producing pseudo-foods that most of you people live-on. It’s also found tucked-away in your chocolates, shampoos & many, many, many other consumer items! Read your labels people… basically anything with Palm Kernel Oil in it you want to avoid like the Bubonic Plague. At least if you give two-squirts about our planet, these innocent, beautiful beasts, 1000s of other species & your own health!!!

~With L.O.V.E., your extremely concerned AAA~Classic Commander ‘n Chief-Imagineer ….. Professor John~A~Long.