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Stripper Jobs: Make easy money while having fun!

Would you rather get an endless amount of praise, appreciation, hugs, and thanks yous while feeling sexy, gorgeous, beautiful and accepted? Or deal with criticism, jealousy, and neglect from a controlling and abusive boyfriend? If you answered yes to the first question, then we encourage you to apply online to be a valued member of our AAA-Classic Dancers team. Our stripper jobs are much different than at the clubs!

The hours are short and the money is plentiful. The environment you’ll be dancing in is fun, safe, structured and organized. When you join our team you’ll learn all the moves for the best-choreographed bachelor party show in the region.

We’re looking for sexy and confident girls from Minneapolis, Mankato, Rochester, St. Cloud and surrounding areas. The stripper jobs you can expect to perform at include private parties, bachelor parties, corporate events, fraternity parties and more. Unlike dancing jobs at clubs, you’ll have more freedom and flexibility to engage with clients and earn big tips!

No Stripping Experience Required

Don’t feel like you need to be a professional when you apply to join AAA-Classic Dancers. It is important that you feel comfortable and also go with the flow and have fun! We’ll give you the low-down on what to expect and what is expected. The short hours ensure you’ll still be able to do the other things in life that you enjoy.

Most of our bookings are on Friday and Saturday with the occasional weekday. Since strip clubs are few and far between, you can rest easy knowing that we have clients all over Minnesota and Wisconsin. No job or party is the same which certainly gives more excitement than checking into the same club every day!

We’re Also Looking for Male Strippers

You’re sexy and you know it. Why not strut your stuff for the ladies and make a killing in the process! Women love our male strippers and male dancers who ooze confidence and masculinity. If you’re jacked and stacked with a personality to match we want you to apply online too!

You’ll be expected to perform at birthday parties, bachelorette parties, sorority parties… basically any kind of party! But we also have clients looking for a more intimate time including 1 on 1’s, couples, dates, dinner events, and companionship. It is a guarantee that you’ll earn big bucks no matter what the occasion is!

Bachelorette Party Strippers

Girls just want to have fun! Book an amazing bachelorette party!

Get the ladies together for an evening of sinful play and let our AAA-Classic hunks put on a show for the ages. Our guys not only have the looks but the moves too! Their stripper dance routines will test your patience as they tease you and your girlfriends with every thrust. You will be sure to have an amazing bachelorette party. We know what women want!

Erotic Bachelorette Party Games

If you really want to spice things up, ask about our whip cream games. You’ll be able to whet your appetite and tickle your senses in more ways than one. Everyone is included in the fun. Our male strippers make sure all the ladies in your party are having a good time. There will be no sitting in the corner unless it is on our studs’ lap!

Many of our competitors like to throw every Tom, Dick, and Harry to their clients and hope that they settle for low-grade meat. At AAA-Classic Dancers, we only employ the sexiest men in Minnesota. We want you to get the full package and enjoy every inch of our male strippers.

Sexy Male Strippers For Any Occassion

Of course, it is not just bachelorette parties that we cater to. For ladies looking for one-on-one action, our male hunks are available for dinner arrangements, dates, and companionship. No matter if you’re looking for a sweet and sensual time or a wild night out, our male exotic dancers are ready to please you.

So whether you’re planning a bachelorette party, birthday party or any event, we hope you’ll give us a call or book online to start planning your unforgettable experience. With over 3 decades of experience, we know how to stoke the fire and get the juices flowing. We are the Minnesota and Wisconsin area’s #1 erotic stripper service. We look forward to hearing from you!

Bachelor Party Strippers

Spice up your bachelor party with our sexy strippers

Your buddy finally met the right girl and is ready to settle down. What better way to celebrate with one last night of fun than partying with some of the most erotic and tantalizing strippers. Make your friends’ last night as a free man one he will never forget with a bachelor party for the ages. AAA-Classic Dancers offers the most wildest strippers throughout Minnesota and Wisconsin. Our girls do more than just dance, they light up the room with some of the hottest party games ever!

Bachelor Party Games

A game like Straddling Stripper Twister will have the boys bending and stretching like never before. Everyone has groaned and moaned playing the original twister. We take it to the next level and really get the blood pumping! We also have whip cream games to satisfy your hunger. You will be certain to have a finger-licking good time!

Unlike other agencies who are looking to make a quick buck, we care about our clients’ experience. That is why our average bachelor show is 3 times longer than the competitions’. We are the only local bachelor party and bachelorette party agency in Minnesota. These national companies usually only have 1 male & female dancer per state. More often than not, that means a ton of no-shows for their clients!

Choose Your Bachelor Party Babes

Perhaps you’re a little nervous setting up such a party. We aren’t like those other companies who operate out of their car. In fact, we’d like for you to see our girls first hand on our 145” HD computer screen. You choose and pick the girls you like, we will bring them to your desired location. That way, you get the beauties you expect while our competitors are sending out their beasts!

When the party is finished, the girls pack up and leave in a timely manner. No need to worry about angry or jealous bridesmaids. Our AAA-Classic Dancers are discreet and professional. You won’t find any Facebook or Instagram photos of what transpired. Unless you post some yourself of course! So head on over to our booking form to set up the most memorable experience your buddy will have before he ties the knot!


Charles Manson is Getting Married

A Bachelor Party Mn or Bachelor Party Wi for our illustrious 80 year young Charles Manson who’s getting married to a former Stripper Mn or Stripper Wi?

Well hot diggity-dogski … 80 year young serial killing, mass murdering Charles Manson Dude is indeed getting married to this lovely-lovely 26 year old former Stripper Mn or Stripper Wi Afton Elaine Burton from the midwest! Score another one for that DeathRowDate .com …. damn that website is on flippin-flamin fire! Does she actually believe he’s innocent? I know there are literally billions of people on the planet who believe far-far stranger things of course, like ancient, mythological, fairytale, Yahweh-Monster-Gods floating around above the clouds in the sky… somehow looking out for them! So I suppose Charles could be innocent? I mean seriously, who am I to judge right?

Will there be a bachelor party Mn? Or perhaps a bachelor party Wi? With strippers Mn or strippers Wi? Maybe even with that truly amazing world renowned Bachelor Party Show? Where would they hold the doggone-dandy event… in the prison dining hall? I’m curious if her parents approve of the engagement? Or if they too feel him to be innocent? I wonder how many family ‘n friends will be attending the wedding anyway? Perhaps it’ll be a destination wedding, maybe in Hawaii or Jamaica? What would be the ideal wedding gift for them… his ‘n her bath towels perhaps? A toaster or convection oven? Do they allow kitchen appliances in prison? Or even a towel-rack for that matter? I’d like to see that-there engagement ring! Perhaps our young Charles Manson Dude custom-made it out of some quality prison soap or stationary? Oh well, I wish I could attend that ceremony just to congratulate young Charles for landing that fine, fine fish of 26, see him in a tux, see her dress & of course the wedding cake!

The prison guards must be having a hey day with this. No doubt some good bastardly belly laughs among them to be sure! Will several of them be attending the ceremonial proceedings? What about the dandy,downhome delightful prison Dean Dude? Will he be there as an emotional support for lil Charlesqueak? Other than the bachelor party Mn or bachelor party Wi, I’m really, really curious to know if there will be Strippers Mn or even a few handy-dandy Strippers Wi for the pre-wedding festivities? Try to imagine that convicted felon prison sausage fest of sorts! Could the famous “TeamTurboCoaches” of handle ‘n keep control of such a limp, listless, lifeless, lame, languid, lackluster lot of lackadaisical lunatics I wonder? I suspect not… however, make no mistake peoples I’ve been proven wrong before.

€{ `• _, `•} Creative Courtesy of The World-Renowned AAA~Classic Dancer~Dudes Creative ClickLickCommander ‘n Chief~Imagineer … Professor Big Smooth! Indeed “The BadAss Bastardly Bachelor Party Behemoth & Bachelorette Party Non-LackLuster Leviathan” … with it’s illustrious World HeadTurboQuarters in the lovely-lovely St. Louis Park / Minneapolis Mn since 1984

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Bachelor Party Ideas Minneapolis, MN

Are you looking for bachelor party ideas around the Minneapolis, MN area? Look no further! AAA-Classic Dancers have been providing the sexiest female strippers in Minnesota and Wisconsin for almost thirty years. Our exotic dancers will bring the strip club to you! The following are some of the extreme fun activities that we can provide for you at your once in a lifetime bachelor party.

  • Stripper Twister
  • Body Shots
  • Panty Races
  • Whipped Cream Games
  • And plenty more!

AAA-Classic Dancers will make your bachelor party one to remember. Our strippers have the number one choreographed dance routines in the Minneapolis, MN area. Ask about our 3 girl show – it is sure to make your bachelor party a hit. Our babes are guaranteed to make your bachelor party hot, unique, and unforgettable. We have the best selection of hot exotic dancers in the Minneapolis, MN area. Call us at 952-922-9599 or 612-781-3330 to make an appointment to set up a bachelor part beyond your wildest dreams. You can come pick the hottest girls from our world’s largest 145 inch computer screen. Can you imagine seeing our strippers larger than life on a screen that big? Call now if you want the best bachelor party ever!

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In Borneo, an island in Malay Archipelago islands of southeast Asia, this PowerPackedPlump ‘n Protruding PotTurboBellied, Polyamorous Proboscis is no-doubt Borneo’s undisputed, philandering, womanizing, non-lackadaisical, non-lackluster lothario-like sex machine! He comes accompanied of course with a non-stop, perpetual 24-hour erection & an average of 20 badass-babesicles in handy-dandy harem! Sweet Jesus 4him! I suppose with that many dingle-dangle craving concubines in your lair… one would pretty much need to ultimately sustain a 24-hour hard, baloney-pony, beef-stick-like log~o~love!

However, the sad part of this story is the much, much, much bigger picture that I’ve argued for many, many years now. Which is that PALM OIL trees/plantations across this southeast Asia region are completely wiping-out their habitat (as well as 1000s of other precious species) AND is a bullshit, artery-clogging, heart-stopping, cancer-causing nasty oil in the first place that you do not want inside your organism under any circumstances whatsoever!! And naturally, it’s in a lot of canned ‘n processed, packaged, disease-producing pseudo-foods that most of you people live-on. It’s also found tucked-away in your chocolates, shampoos & many, many, many other consumer items! Read your labels people… basically anything with Palm Kernel Oil in it you want to avoid like the Bubonic Plague. At least if you give two-squirts about our planet, these innocent, beautiful beasts, 1000s of other species & your own health!!!

~With L.O.V.E., your extremely concerned AAA~Classic Commander ‘n Chief-Imagineer ….. Professor John~A~Long.

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